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Some sunny funny quotes... (thanks to Yahoo ! Answers)

» The road to success…….. is always under construction.

» Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

» Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

» To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is Not Company Policy.

» Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never works.

» You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

» Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

» As soon as you mention something…… if it is good, it is taken…. If it is bad, it happens.

» He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

» Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

» When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

» The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

» After a long wait for bus No.355, two 355 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

» If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

» The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

» Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.

» I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. - Clarence Darrow

» Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

» Why when something bad happens to me; it's fate. And when something good happens; it's luck.

» "A fool can always find a greater fool to admire him." - Nicolas Boileau Despréaux

» The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

and In The End...

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

Comments (0) 20.02.2009. 03:06

Optimistic

Optimistic is one who thinks; BullShit is Fertilizer.

burp!!!

Comments (0) 10.11.2007. 02:45