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Me and Ricky

Phrrrr, India just registered a Win at Perth. That's not the big issue, well I have the biggest issue "Ricky" with me.

See how it goes.

Me : So, Ricky, Why Australia lost at Perth.

Ricky: Well that's history now, more; we haven’t played with our full strength.

Me : You mean, you missed Matt Hayden and Brad Hogg.

Ricky : Don’t be deeplomatic, I am straight forward, I mean, our regular openers weren’t there : “Bucknor & Benson”

Me : Wasn’t it a quite big total to chase on last though.

Ricky :  Yes, and without B2 it is nearly impossible or us.

Me  :    B2 ? Oh! You mean Best Batsman.

Ricky :  Nope! Bucknor & Benson.

Me :  What was the turning point which stopped you to make it Seventeenth Consecutive Win  and that’s again by India

Ricky : ICC’s decision to put 2nd test Match Hero out of the Game.

Me : Hey!, Andrew Symonds was playing..

Ricky : You False Cricketer, You “Less Knowledge Speco”,  I am talking about Steve Bucknor.

Me : How you rate the level of umpiring in this particular test in Perth.

Ricky : Poor, Silly, Absurd, Funny, Hell, I don’t have words. Symonds was Not Out. He easily could have won for us single handed. More he wasn’t given a second chance. We all know he plays extremely well “Second Time”. Clark was Not Out, the ball was missing the stumps by 12 inches. More, we are the World Champs, we deserves at least 2 chances per inning.

Me :  Aaa, I reckon, Tendulkar was not out in first inning, The ball was too high to hit the stumps.

Ricky : Have you met “Sachin” in person?

Me :  My bad luck :(   I haven’t got a chance yet. Are you arranging some meeting? :-)

Ricky : Lay off, and that’s why you people always complain. He is not a “Complain Boy”. Actualy Sachin is so sweet but short enough that even if ball strikes on his head, Aussies go for a “Leg before Wicket Out” appeal. If you have an internet connection in India just visit this link, Glen confirms to Gameplan that Tendulkar was definitely out “Shoulder Before” in Adelaide.

Me : Well, this is the first time that an Indian sub continent Cricket playing Nation has registered a “WIN” at Perth.

Ricky : Bucknor is responsible.

Me : But he is out of the Game?

Ricky : That’s why.

Me : What you have to say about Ishant Sharma. He troubled you a lot.

Ricky : Bhajji  also troubled me a lot and so he was out of the Perth Test, best of Luck to Ishant.

Me : You have been penalized for Slow Bowling Rate.
Ricky : They are Racists.

Me : Do you think this Historical Win by India have forwarded some positive message in World Cricket, i.e : Australia is not Unbeatable.

Ricky : No, Australian Media won’t let it go that way.

Me : It seems that V.V.S Laxman; every now and then hits you heavily with his light stick.

Ricky : Huh!, so long name. I think he is basically deaf or doesn't know any language. I mean five men at slip consistently providing him verbal abuse and nevertheless he just keeps f****** us. God! even he don't know Sign Language.

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19.01.2008. 11:09