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Grrrr.. What the Hell You are Doing Here !!!!

FAQ, Q & A, Interview, Facts, Figures, whatever, but yes; Its All About Me Honey!

Q. Hello Sandeep, How are you?
a . Normal, Thanks, What about you?

Q. Would you like to have Tea or Coffee?
a. Limca !

Q. Your Qualification?
a. MBA (pronunciation), I’m BA (in writing)

Q. Your favorite Movie?
a. Terminator 2

Q. Movie you dislike?
a. Terminator 3

Q. Movie you are waiting for?
a. Terminator 4

Q. Movie you missed out?
a. Terminator 1

Q. Favorite Hair Oil?
a. Umm, I don't need them anymore.

Q. Favorite Shampoo?
a. Umm, I don't need them anymore.

Q. Favorite Toothpaste?
a. Umm, I don't need them anymore. Sorry, sorry, sorry - It’s Colgate.

Q. Are you married?
a. He he he, you Matri Agent. Well No, wait, Are you interested. Your ASL Please. ^..^
     Apply Now! Females preferred.

Q. Your best friend?
a. You, my dear :-)

Q. Your Enemies / Fear Factor
a. Drunked Friends. Specially after getting "Tight   " one who says "Dekh, Sun; Tu     mera bhai hai...,   Ghabra Mat, Yahan Jitney Bhi log hain; Main unki....@~#?&%”
 
Q. Favorite Cricketer.
a. Mandira Bedi

Q. Favorite Model?
a. Sachin Tendulkar

Q. Anything you are confused about?
a. Still not sure, Why Ram killed Bali in Deceptive way.

Q. Anything you are confused about?
a. Still not sure, Who Writes Wikipedia

Q. Anything you are confused about?
a. Still not sure, Ghosts are Dead or Alive?

Q. Anything you are confused about?
a. Still not sure, why you are repeating the same question again and again?

Q. Who is the Prime Minister of India?
a. Sonia Gandhi [as of 28-dec-2007]

Q. Do you recommend any weight loosing pills?
a  No, ask Adnaan Sami.

Q. How you impress your Boss?
a 

Q. Favorite Footballer?
a. Tommy Lee Jones ( Husband, Pamela Aderson Lee )

Q. Wine, Vodka, Whisky or Rum?
a. Limca !

Q. Mutton or Chicken?
a. Salad Please.

Q. Favorite sensuous song?
a  Jalta hai badan - Razia Sultan

Q. Favorite Jewellery Shop
a. Bappi Lahiri

Q. Favorite Clothing Stores.
a. Mallika Sherawat.

Q. What you want always in front of your eyes.
a. My Specs.

Q. Do you have any Girlfriend(s)?
a.

Q. Do you have any Boyfriend(s)?
a.

Q. I love you
a. I love you 2.

Q. Have you ever got slapped by a Girl?
a. Yes, my Mom does it again & again.

Q. Do you help your Mom at Home?
a. Yes

Q. Anything you are confused about?
a.  Still not sure, At 12 O'clock Night, is it Morning or Night? What? Tell Me.

Q. Biggest Regret?
a. I was never able to cook Maggie in 2 minutes.

Q. Your favorite Fueling Station?
a. Sania Mirza

Q. Your favorite Lady Teacher, Math’s Only.
a. The one who used to teach us Biology.

Q. Sandeep, Shahrukh wants to meet you .
a.

Q. Sandeep, Mallika wants to meet you .
a.

Q. What kind of books you would like to read?
a. Those Books.

Q. What kind of Movies you would like to watch?
a. Those Movies.

Q. Your favorite Cartoon Character?
a. Disney Birthday Bhoot.

Q. Thing you avoid between November and February ?
a.

Q. Are you vegetarian? Be Serious.
a. Oh Yes 100%, but my teachers always used to make me "Murga".  Am I so Tasty?

Q. Aishwarya or Sushmita?
a. Umm, both.

Q. John or Hritik
a. Umm, none.

Q. Check or Cash?
a. Umm, both.

Q. Linux or Windows?
a. FreeBSD

Q. What was so fascinating about Smita ( ex HR ATI )
a. Her Ears. She used to get "Disturbed" by the "Noise" of Headphones being used by other   peoples. Burp!

Q. Why there are so less hair on your Head?
a.

Q. Usually what you say when Mani Sir calls you?
a. G sir, G sir, G sir, G sir, G sir, Theekh hai - disconnect.
   [yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, all right - disconnect.]

Q. Are you Obedient?
a. Yes

Q. Anything you are confused about?
a. Still not sure, When did Microsoft launched "MS Dhoni"

Q. Have you ever been in love?
a.

coming Mom... Oops, Mom is calling, I'll be back.

Pssst... One thing I forget to tell you : I Love Raat Ki Night Duty & Subha Ka Breakfast.

Comments (5) 03.11.2007. 04:52