Maapdand Badlo

मापदण्ड बदलो

मेरी प्रगति या अगति का
यह मापदण्ड बदलो तुम,
जुए के पत्ते सा
मैं अभी अनिश्चित हूँ ।
मुझ पर हर ओर से चोटें पड़ रही हैं,
कोपलें उग रही हैं,
पत्तियाँ झड़ रही हैं,
मैं नया बनने के लिए खराद पर चढ़ रहा हूँ,
लड़ता हुआ
नयी राह गढ़ता हुआ आगे बढ़ रहा हूँ ।

अगर इस लड़ाई में मेरी साँसें उखड़ गईं,
मेरे बाज़ू टूट गए,
मेरे चरणों में आँधियों के समूह ठहर गए,
मेरे अधरों पर तरंगाकुल संगीत जम गया,
या मेरे माथे पर शर्म की लकीरें खिंच गईं,
तो मुझे पराजित मत मानना,
समझना –
तब और भी बड़े पैमाने पर
मेरे हृदय में असन्तोष उबल रहा होगा,
मेरी उम्मीदों के सैनिकों की पराजित पंक्तियाँ
एक बार और
शक्ति आज़माने को
धूल में खो जाने या कुछ हो जाने को
मचल रही होंगी ।
एक और अवसर की प्रतीक्षा में
मन की क़न्दीलें जल रही होंगी ।

ये जो फफोले तलुओं मे दीख रहे हैं
ये मुझको उकसाते हैं ।
पिण्डलियों की उभरी हुई नसें
मुझ पर व्यंग्य करती हैं ।
मुँह पर पड़ी हुई यौवन की झुर्रियाँ
क़सम देती हैं ।
कुछ हो अब, तय है –
मुझको आशंकाओं पर क़ाबू पाना है,
पत्थरों के सीने में
प्रतिध्वनि जगाते हुए
परिचित उन राहों में एक बार
विजय-गीत गाते हुए जाना है –
जिनमें मैं हार चुका हूँ ।

मेरी प्रगति या अगति का
यह मापदण्ड बदलो तुम
मैं अभी अनिश्चित हूँ ।

- दुष्यन्त कुमार (Dushyant Kumar)

Comments (0) 12.06.2009. 03:37

Himadri Tung Shring Se

हिमाद्रि तुंग श्रृंग से प्रबुद्ध शुद्ध भारती


हिमाद्रि तुंग श्रृंग से प्रबुद्ध शुद्ध भारती
स्वयंप्रभा समुज्जवला स्वतंत्रता पुकारती
अमर्त्य वीर पुत्र हो, दृढ़-प्रतिज्ञ सोच लो
प्रशस्त पुण्य पंथ हैं - बढ़े चलो बढ़े चलो


असंख्य कीर्ति-रश्मियाँ विकीर्ण दिव्य दाह-सी
सपूत मातृभूमि के रुको न शूर साहसी
अराति सैन्य सिंधु में, सुबाड़वाग्नि से जलो
प्रवीर हो जयी बनो - बढ़े चलो बढ़े चलो


जयशंकर प्रसाद (Jai Shankar Prasad)

Comments (0) 12.06.2009. 03:19

Vusatullah's Diary





आप कब तक 16 करोड़ लोगों को ये समझाते रहेंगे कि ये जो अमरुद दिख रहा है असल में यह केला है.






Comments (0) 17.04.2009. 04:03

Toilet Etiquette


Toilet Manners | Toilet Etiquette

Comments (0) 01.04.2009. 03:43

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know

Some sunny funny quotes... (thanks to Yahoo ! Answers)

» The road to success…….. is always under construction.

» Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

» Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

» To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is Not Company Policy.

» Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never works.

» You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

» Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

» As soon as you mention something…… if it is good, it is taken…. If it is bad, it happens.

» He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

» Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

» When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

» The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

» After a long wait for bus No.355, two 355 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

» If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

» The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

» Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.

» I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. - Clarence Darrow

» Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

» Why when something bad happens to me; it's fate. And when something good happens; it's luck.

» "A fool can always find a greater fool to admire him." - Nicolas Boileau Despréaux

» The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

and In The End...

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

Comments (0) 20.02.2009. 03:06

Rang De Basanti

Aye Saala, Rubaaru, Lookachuppi

Aye Saala : Kya kar ra hai bey...

Khalbali Hai Khalbali: Zabardast...

Luka Chuppi : bahut hui...

Roobaroo : Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..................

Featuring : Ravi Badola and friends...

Comments (0) 13.02.2009. 02:57

My Birthday Cake

Yesterday, I composed an oversmart I am Coool Man email to please my “Birthday Cake” so he won’t mind the extra burden of the candles on his chocolaty chest; this year on my b'day.
 
I started as cunning as fox … It starts with
 
Happy Deepawali to you My Dear Birthday Cake I Love u Dear

Oh! My B'day Cake; this year you would be celebrating the festival of Lights. The platoon of candles would be illuminating the delicious eatable; that is you. It would be awesome to see a majestic Planet being surrounded by the numerous Angels; giving him the standing ovation. You will receive the warmth that you would have never experienced.
 
O My O My O My "Happy Birthday Cake," I wish you the escort of the Divas, this year. Accept my large intestine feelings
 
I thought it was good enough to please him party time and pushed the send button proudly. Goodness, O my, a reply hit my inbox in nanoseconds like a TOPOL-M
 
Cake Replied:
 
“Growing Population of the Candles is not my concern; tell me what you have done for the expansion of my regions,  mention the steps you have taken to improve my physical growth. You know what,  I want to gain some weight, are you listening, you Mai tera khoon p jaoonga ***king old, graying, bald, unfit dumbass”
 
Last year you told me you love Kareena and Zero figured me. I nearly died of malnutrition. Then you said you love Sharukh and cut my fat cream and made me Cake with the six pack abs. Then you told Adnaan Sami is now your......, saale agar mil gaya mujhe to more bana doonga tujhe... tu to gayo thakur
 
And yes, what are your plans about getting married. Yes, I remember once you told that you are gonna to marry some foreigner, the Gori Mame. Wait a minute; are you waiting for the Commonwealth Games, so you could marry one of those Athletes from poor countries who do not returns to their native after the event. Yes! Definitely, you are planning,  you %$^#@8!$% teri saale..
 
OK, that's your personal matter, aur jab teri janam kundli main 31 February ka vivah-lagan likha hai to tu bhee kya kar sakta hai, saale apshakun ki thali, mile tujhe peeli gharwali. Green, Green would be perfect for you green wife wow !.
 
Dekh O lense ki dukaan, I know your ears has resigned, but call them and sun kaan khole k Behra babu,  Stay away from me or I‘ll put all the candles on your blindside and illuminate your deep partition. Even your angels; along with city fire Deptt will not able to cease that fire. You will receive the warmth you had never experienced and you never will be in position to receive it again. Infact you won't able to take any position thereafter
 
Kuwaiti Tel Kuwoan ki tarah zindagi bhar jalta rahega saale Bhag ja tu 30 KB ki jali hui pendrive, backchodiyan band kar or so ja


nikal lay bhaiyaa

Comments (1) 29.01.2009. 13:57

Main Aur Meri Tanhai

Main aur meri tanhai

Aksar ye batein karte hain



























KUCH KAAM KARLEY BHAI ? VELLA MAT BAITH...




Comments (0) 21.01.2009. 13:24

Old Doordarshan ( National Channel Serials )

Doordarsh Revisted : The Golden Days Hat tip to : Sudhir Thakur ( pinc143@gmail.com )

A
A Mouthful Of Sky
Aa Bail Mujhe Maar
Aaina
Aakhri Daav
Aamne Saamne
Aap Beeti
Ados Pados
Agatha Christie’s Poirot
Agni
Afsane
Air Hostess
Aisa Bhi Hota Hai
Ajnabi
Akbar The Great
Akira
Alice In Wonderland
Alif Laila
All the Best
Amir Khusro
Amravati Ki Kahaniyan
Ank Ajube
Aparajita
Apna Apna Aasman
Asish
Aurat

B
Baaton Baaton Mein
Babaji Ka Bioscope
Bahadur Shah Zafar
Baigan Raja
Bante Bigadte
Barrister Vinod
Basera
Bharat Ek Khoj
Bhootnath
Bible Ki Kahaniyan
Bioscope
Bodyline (miniseries)
Boolbul Bagh
Brahmaand
Buniyaad
Byomkesh Bakshi

C
Captain Vyom
Chamatkari Telephone
Chanakya
Chandrakanta
Chapte Chapte
Charitraheen
Chauraha
Chayageet
Chekhov Ki Duniya
Chhoti Badi Baatein
Chhutti Chhutti
Chitrahaar
Chunauti
Chunni
Circus
Cricket with Mohinder Amarnath

D
Daane Anaar Ke
Dada Dadi Ki Kahaniyaan
Danger Bay
Darpan
Deewar
Dekh Bhai Dekh
Deviji
Didi’s Comedy Show
Dil Dariya
Disney Hour
Doosra Kewal
Duck Tales
Duniya Gazab Ki
Different Strokes

E
Ek Aur Kahani
Ek Do Teen Char
Ek Ghar Aas Paas
Ek Se Badhkar Ek
Ekai Dahai Saikda

F
Fairy Tale Theatre
Farmaan
Faster Fene
Fatichar
Fauji
Fhir Wahi Talaash
Flop Show
Fraggle Rock

G
Ganadevta
Gaurav
Gayab Aaya
Ghutan
Ghar
Giant Robot
Gopichand Jasoos
Guldasta
Gul Gulshan Gulfaam
Guniram

H
Haddi Raja
Hamari Bahu Tulsi
Hakke Bakke
Hari Mirchi Lal Mirchi
Heera Panna
Hello Zindagi
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Himalay Darshan
Himalaya Ki Goud Mein
Honee Anhonee
How’s That!
Hum Hindustani
Hum Log
Hum Pancchi Ek Daal Ke
Humrahi
Here comes Lucy

I
Idhar Udhar
Indradhanush
Imtihaan
Inkaar
Intezaar Aur Sahi
Isi Bahaane
Itihaas

J
Janbaaz
Jaanki Jasoos
Jantar Mantar
Jhingur Pehalwan
Ji Mantriji
Jugalbandhi
Jungle Book
Junoon

K
Kab Tak Pukaroon
Kacchi Dhoop
Kahan Gaye Woh Log
Kala Paani
Kakaji Kahin
Karamati
Karan the Detective
Katha Sagar
Karamchand
Kashish
Khali Haath
Khandaan
Khel Khel Mein
Karwa Sach
Kile Ka Rahasya
Kissa Shanti Ka
Knight Rider
Krishi Darshan
Kshitij Yeh Nahin
Kya Banoge Munna
Kunti
Kanoon

L
Lahun ke phool
Lekhu
Life Line
Living on the Edge
Lohit Kinare
Lok lok ki baatein
The Lucy Show

M
Mahabharat
Main Dilli Hoon
Malgudi Days
Mamaji
Manoranjan
Manzil apni apni
Mashaal
MatheMagic
Meri Awaaz Suno
Mirza Ghalib
Mitti Ke Rang
Morning Transmission (Deepak Vohra, the puppet ‘Jee Saheb’)
Mrityunjay
Mr. & Mrs.
Mr. Yogi
Mrignayani
Mujrim Haazir
Mulla Naseeruddin
Mummies Alive
Mungeri Lal Ke Haseen Sapne
Mungeri Ke Bhai Naurangi

N
Naya Nukkad
Nathkat Narad
Neem Ka Ped
Neev
Nirmala
Nukkad
Nupur

O
Oshin (Its that Japanese serials right?)
Om namah shivay

P
Pachpan Khambe Lal Deewarein
Palash ke Phool
Panch tantra ki kathayen
Panchhi
Parakh
Param Vir Chakra
Paying Guest
PC 1008
PC Aur Mausi
Phir Wahi Talaash
Phool Khile Hain Gulshan Gulshan
Phulwanti
Police File Se
Potli Baba Ki
Puraskar
Phatichar
Prashan Manch
Prahari
Professor Vasan
Pumpkin Patch

Q
Quiz Time

R
Rajni
Ramayan
Rangarang
Rangoli
Reporter
Raju Aur Udaantashtari
Raag Darbari
Raja Aur Rancho
Rimba’s Island

S
Saanjha Chulha
Sab ka maalik ek hai
Safarnama
Samundar
Sangharsh
Sansaar
Saptahiki
Sauda
School Days
Sea Hawks
Shanti
Shaktimaan
Show Time
Shrikant
Shriman Shrimati
Shri Krishna
Sigma
Singhaaan Battisi
Space City Sigma
Spiderman
Star Trek
Street Hawk
Stone Boy
Subah
Subah-Savere
Sukanya
Suno Re Kissa
Super Human Samurai Cyber Squad
Super Six
Suraag
Surabhi
Swabhimaan
Swaraj
Some guys just ‘ve ‘em

T
Taana Baana
Talaash
TaleSpin
Tamas
Tandoori Nights
Tarang
Tehkikaat
Telematch
Tenali Rama
The National Programme of Dance
The Sword of Tipu Sultan
The World This Week
Thoda Sa Aasman
Thundercats
Trishna
Turning Point
Terah panne

U
Udaan
Ulta Pulta
Upanyaas
Uttar Ramayan
Upasana

V
Vikram Aur Betaal
Vilayti baaboo
Viraasat
Vishwamitra
Vishwa Darshan

W
Wagle Ki Duniya
Wah Janaab
Waqt
World of Sports
World This Week

Y
Yeh Jo Hai Zindagi
Yug
Yugantar
Yatra

Z
Zigma
Zamana Badal Gaya
Zameen Aasmaan

Comments (4) 21.01.2009. 07:09

Expressions : COOOOOL

Cool : My First Painting.

Comments (5) 20.01.2009. 02:56

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